I can't stop

Law school haikus are
The bane of my existence
Hmm - much like law school

"I'm sorry, Prof. -----
I'll need time to answer you
In five-seven-five

You see, I don't like
Your class, your book, your teaching
Even though you're nice

Property just sucks
I would prefer not to speak
About the easement

Clearly I don't know
What the F is going on
Please call on Lenny."