- Why does the author of some property essay feel the need to use the word "palliatives"? Even I had to look that up. You're just being pretentious, dude.
- Does The Professor Who Shall Not Be Named own any clothing that isn't a polo shirt or argyle? Every time I see him I want to give him a swirly or shove him in a 1L locker.
- I strongly disagree with every use of a Latin word in law and propose that all latin terms are replaced with gangsta terms instead. For example:
- Nemo Dat = sh** ain't yo's, dawg.
- Nolo Contendere = y'all gots me on the crim case but I ain't admitted nuthin' for civil, yo.
- Pro Se divorce = My baby mama ain't gettin' nuthin' from me, and neither is the essquizzire. (Thanks, Grace.)
- I made the mistake of raising my hand in property and the prof won't let me go. I am now Gunner Extraordinaire. Wait, that's a good thing.
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